3/12/2005
A friend sent me this classical joke some time ago ,the author is unknown , anyway it helped to cheer me up
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The answer by all the great minds in history:
Rene Descartes : to get to the other side of the road.
Plato : For the chicken, truth lies at the other side of the road
Aristotle : It is within the chicken’s nature .
Karl Marx : It is a historical necessity .
Captain James Kirk : To reach where no other chicken has been before
Martin Luther King : I have a dream of a world, where chickens can cross the road not needing to explain or justify their actions.
Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road , I repeat the chicken did not cross the road
Micaville : The important thing is that the chicken actually crossed the road .. it is not important to know why .. the chicken’s purpose was to get to the other side of the road, which justifies the means or motivations the chicken had.
Freud : Taking interest in the crossing issue reveals a disorderly sexual sub consciousness
Buddha : Asking that question is denying the nature of the chicken
Charles De gaul : Perhaps the chicken crossed the road but it did not cross the Autostradde yet.
Einstein : Whether it was the chicken that crossed the road or the road moving beneath the chicken’s feet, it is a question of relativity
George W. Bush : The fact that the chicken was able to cross that road, getting to the other side without being punished in spit of all UN resolutions is a challenge before democracy and freedom and justice . And which confirms to us that we should have destroyed that road a long time ago to maintain peace in that region , to defend all the values we stand for. We shall send our forces over there , we shall send 2000 tanks supported by 243000 marines , 846 micelles , their mission will be to destroy all chicken farms in that region , then we will make sure through intensive micelle attacks that our targets have been flattened … no other chicken will ever dare to defy international law any more .
Our government will help rebuild those chicken farms according to international law , and our American Ambassador will appoint a cock ,to be elected through free democratic elections.
And to finance the process of rebuilding we shall control the revenues of grain temporarily for about 30 years , so that all chickens will benefit from competitive pricing in exchange for their full cooperation .
Under this new system, where justice freedom and peace prevails .. we can rest assure that no other chicken will try to cross any road again , simply cause their wont be any roads to cross or chicken legs to cross with …
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The answer by all the great minds in history:
Rene Descartes : to get to the other side of the road.
Plato : For the chicken, truth lies at the other side of the road
Aristotle : It is within the chicken’s nature .
Karl Marx : It is a historical necessity .
Captain James Kirk : To reach where no other chicken has been before
Martin Luther King : I have a dream of a world, where chickens can cross the road not needing to explain or justify their actions.
Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road , I repeat the chicken did not cross the road
Micaville : The important thing is that the chicken actually crossed the road .. it is not important to know why .. the chicken’s purpose was to get to the other side of the road, which justifies the means or motivations the chicken had.
Freud : Taking interest in the crossing issue reveals a disorderly sexual sub consciousness
Buddha : Asking that question is denying the nature of the chicken
Charles De gaul : Perhaps the chicken crossed the road but it did not cross the Autostradde yet.
Einstein : Whether it was the chicken that crossed the road or the road moving beneath the chicken’s feet, it is a question of relativity
George W. Bush : The fact that the chicken was able to cross that road, getting to the other side without being punished in spit of all UN resolutions is a challenge before democracy and freedom and justice . And which confirms to us that we should have destroyed that road a long time ago to maintain peace in that region , to defend all the values we stand for. We shall send our forces over there , we shall send 2000 tanks supported by 243000 marines , 846 micelles , their mission will be to destroy all chicken farms in that region , then we will make sure through intensive micelle attacks that our targets have been flattened … no other chicken will ever dare to defy international law any more .
Our government will help rebuild those chicken farms according to international law , and our American Ambassador will appoint a cock ,to be elected through free democratic elections.
And to finance the process of rebuilding we shall control the revenues of grain temporarily for about 30 years , so that all chickens will benefit from competitive pricing in exchange for their full cooperation .
Under this new system, where justice freedom and peace prevails .. we can rest assure that no other chicken will try to cross any road again , simply cause their wont be any roads to cross or chicken legs to cross with …
posted by Iraq sweet Iraq at 9:12 AM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home